GO VICTORIAN: get-down-and-get-muddy date
Release your trumpet to play or your inner strumpet to do just the same. Here is an evening walk date for an idea of sort of Victorian fun time in London. Do it like they did in 1860 — down by the river Thames. Unknown to most visitors to London and unmentioned in travel guides, there are the many landing areas along the shore of the river Thames. These muddy landings become visible at low evening tide. It’s the perfect location to hide behind some concrete and lift your skirts up for some illicit activities. It’s not as romantic as the Seine in Paris or as picturesque as Venice, Italy… But if you don’t mind getting a bit muddy, that's your quirky memorable date in London. You can find some pretty empty riverside locations that few people dare venture. I recommend getting onto the river by South Bank, or the north shore east of Tower Bridge towards Wapping where it gets really quiet. Outdoors date idea for those who want to have a nice dinner in a restaurant after a quicky. Or a nice pint before. Or both.
GO GREEN: outdoors-swimming date
Hampstead Heath is an ICONIC location for getting sexy outdoor date in London. It has a notorious reputation as a gay cruising spot. For over 100 years London’s infamous Heath has been a breeding ground for... well, breeding. You’re in great company when choosing Hampstead along with George Michael. He has been caught getting frisky in the many public toilets that exist within the grounds. We recommend going off this beaten track! Head North to the Heath’s hidden forest. There you will quite literally find no one except you and your date. It's the perfect location for some afternoon delight, and you can even head to Parliament Hill to watch the sunset after — how romantic! Yes, we have to mention the swimming ponds. There is a men's pond where you can find a male gay hotspot, a women's one, and a mixed pond for all genders. Wet fun is more on a sport's side here, but that outdoor activity is definitely one of the best things you can do on a daylight summer date in London. Or in dusk.
GO PEDAL: use-your-time-wisely date
Ok... hear me out. Pedal booooaaaats. Aaaah. Longs “oooo” and “aaaa” because that brings memories of some hottest dates in London that I had. But now to details. The idea is simple. London is filled with parks and lakes where you can rent boats by the hour. WELL — what you do within that hour is entirely up to you. If you’re in west yours is Regents Park. It is a great location to test out your sea ‘skills’ with just enough lakeside trees and shrubbery to keep it down low. Once you have your location locked down, your partner could give you head without the world taking a blind bit of notice. Great option for oral. If one person stays up it will look like they are steering the boat on their own — you’re welcome!
GO EAST: find-a-date date
Are you lucky enough to have a sexually progressive granddad who's been around the block a few times? I am. I took his idea for a date night in London on that evening when my Pure match didn't quite match. I headed to Eagle Pond in Snaresbrook in East London. My great and fun uncle told me it was “one of his haunting grounds”. It was getting pretty dark by the time I arrived, but I found a few gentlemen getting close on a bench by the pond. This could be a great way to network with fellow ‘nature’ lovers! And there's plenty of bushes that can be utilised for a spot of fun... Cruising spot is a great idea for meeting your new date on spot. And enjoy that picturesque location: that pond is a part of the oldest woodland in Britain.
GO CHANGE: changing-room-steamy date
Why not incorporate multiple forms of exercise in one? You fancy a steamy date after a dip in East London’s favourite outdoor swimming pool? We do. So go invite your wet date into your changing room and well, go to town. There’s something totally hot about getting changed in public. And in getting wet with strangers. And in occasional slippery touches while swimming. And in thrill of being heard and caught. We are saying that this sexy idea for a date in East London is your option of perfection if you want to test the waters of voyeurism.
Book ahead and go on a sunset swim to maximise romantic potential
So there you have it. I hope this guide to London quirky sex dating has given you some sexpiration to go south, north and forth and live your best fantasy filled life. Of course the best way to find a partner is by logging onto Pure App where you can find a fellow sex positive counter part in a judgement free space to explore with. We give you ideas for summer day and night dates in London. You — give yourself permission to spice up your life!
Photos: 1 – Metro Centric, 2 – Tony Hall, 3 – Tom Page, 4 – Ian Thorn, 5 – Max Nathan.